egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

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danburytomorrow:

motheatendeerhead:

This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories

god 

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cheekyjackharries:

"No, don't do that. They'll put it on tumblr and you don't want that. NO! STOP!"

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monicabing:

this is def one of the best dirty jokes on friends

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221bitssmallerontheoutside:

#basically every fangirl ever

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